Fly Fishermen Ponder the Approach of Peak Beard
Although few would argue that the steady rise of beard fanaticism is sustainable, many were taken by surprise this past week when Dale Dobak greeted his clients at Green Cottage on the PM Monday morning with a face as smooth as a baby’s bottom. Dobak has long been considered a leading indicator of peak beard not only due to his use of beard fibers as dubbing in many of his unique steelhead patterns but also because his wooly mammoth beard covers a number of ill-advised face tats.
Michiganfly reached out to several local bearded fly brah’s for comment on this momentous event:
“Once I saw a small pair of hands shoot out of Dale’s beard to help with a client’s tangled line”
“I heard that brah’s beard got him in tight with a pack of local Sasquatch. That shave is probably some kind of Sasquatch hazing ritual”
“What’s next, are you going to tell me that Dobak took up golf?”
“No way. Dobak’s beard has some kinda forcefield around it. One time at a tying demo I saw his scissors get too close to that beard and they just flew out of his hand”
Is peak beard in sight, will the Dobak doctrine hold true, was Dobak duped into shaving his magnificent beard?