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Alcohol to be Outlawed on all Michigan Trout Streams

Lansing, MI – In a very surprising turn of events Michigan Lawmakers passed a controversial measure on Friday (4/4/14) to make it illegal to be in possession of alcohol on any designated trout stream within the state’s borders.  The bill passed by a narrow margin of 5-3.

There are 2 votes missing from the ballot as representatives from the Upper Peninsula and Region 5 (Northwestern Lower Peninsula) were rumored to be spotted together at a Newaygo, MI bar the night before and did not make it to the capitol building in time to submit their votes.

Bananas hit the street to talk with a few customers at the local fly shop to get their thoughts.

Winfield Winchester (Baldwin MI,): "One time on that computer thing I saw a guy put an empty Coke can right over top of a beer can."
Winfield Winchester (Baldwin MI,): “One time on that computer thing I saw a guy put an empty Coke can right over top of a beer can and smuggle it in to his daughters piano thing.”
Butch Chops (Hesperia, MI): "I'm a trucker and did you know the government has one of those drone things follow me around wherever I go.  They are trying to ruin my life, but I won't let 'em"
Butch Chops (Hesperia, MI): “I’m a trucker and did you know the government has one of those drone things follow me around wherever I go. They are trying to ruin my life, but I won’t let ’em.  This is just one more way the man is trying to keep me down”
Fabio Flusher (Homeless): "Bro, Colo is where its at for sure bro.  Can do whatever you want to there man.  You mind if I bum a smoke?"
Fabio Flusher (Homeless): “Bro, Colo is where its at for sure bro. Can do whatever you want to there man. You mind if I bum a smoke?”
Tues bananas
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